Random funny crap and fandoms. Read my about for more.
when you and your friend stay up all night talking intense plots and it fuels your very soul to the point you don’t even feel tired
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.